Out in the deserts of Egypt, danger stirs. Then adds three tea spoons of vanilla extract, a pinch of Nile Crocodile, and all wrapped in a mysterious casing.
“What can I say? I’m consistent.” Hisrod pours the concoction down the base of the pyramid. Electricity jumps along its edges, ancient glyphs coming to life, and after a millennia, the higher technology prowess of ancient Egypt is revived from the dead.
Meanwhile, in more interesting news, Dr. Hill and Dr. Belinda are both back from their trips.
“Dearest, how was the Mediterranean?”
“Not now, my sweet, let me drink you in.”
Taking off their rings of power, the two transform into Captain and Major Romance Cover. Arms and legs entwined—
Much later, and completely repowered, the two converse on the horrible truth.
“You enjoyed yourself far, far too much!”
“Of course I did, but not that.”
“Oh? Something else crossed that scandalous little mind of yours?”
“Yes. I found something…hard.”
“And not just in your pants?”
“No.”
“In somebody else’s?”
“Yes, but not in that way.”
“Dearest honey bunch, I just don’t quite understand.”
And so, Captain Romance Cover fills in his mistress with all the sordid details. When, suddenly—
BLAR! BLAR! BLAR! BLAR!
The alarm goes off. There’s trouble down at the park.
“To the hump-mobile!”
“Ladies first.”
“You do know how to have a fun time.”
And our heroes jet away, down to the main Surburbura city park. Home to such wonderful attractions like the zoo, the playground, and the…what in the world is around the fountain?! Four voices singing as one!
🎵Oh cherry-pop, cherry-pop, cherry-cherry-cherry—Cherry-pop! Ba-dum-dum-dum🎵
It’s the world’s only evil combined boy-band-barbershop-quartet: The Cherry Pops! Their siren songs floats out over the city, drawing in all manner of teenage and delinquent fans.
“Barbershop is totally alpha!” They scream, throwing all manner of personal items at the double-duo. What can possibly stop this onslaught of anti-virginity waves?
“By my fire thighs!”
Captain and Major Romance Cover has arrived.
🎵We know you’re not beautiful!🎵
♭’Cause you’re so handsome!♭
The fires of Captain’s passion seem to be no match for the conflagration of vocal lust!
🎵Good bye—Good bye—Goodbye! Goodbye!🎵 Their vocal harmony rips through the air, throwing Captain Romance Cover’s long hair turbulating in the breeze. Whatever can our heroes do?
“You hoo!” He dress suddenly slitted, Major Romance Cover stretches one elongated leg. Her arms raise, emitting sonic frequencies from the hollows underneath.
Instantly, The Cherry Bursters fall into the ecstatic and constant explorations of youth. But how did our heroine manage such a feat?
“My cherry popped so long ago that the pits have grown trees of adulation.”
And so, proving not all women are into music, Major Romance Cover saves the day.
“And all because of my Cappy-wappy.”
“While those musicians go fappy-happy.”
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